Introducing Lil' homeys

safe starts
at home.

Healthy Home Assessments designed for the most important room in your house — the one you're building for the little one.

New & Expecting Parents · South Florida
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You've read every label. Researched every product. Washed everything twice. But have you tested the air they'll breathe, the water they'll bathe in, the walls they'll sleep beside?

More vulnerable to airborne toxins
72%
Of nurseries have elevated VOCs
1 in 4
FL homes have detectable mold
The Invisible Problem

the nursery looks perfect.
but what's in the air?

New paint, new furniture, new carpet — they all off-gas chemicals into the room where your baby will spend 16+ hours a day. In South Florida's humidity, mold can grow behind walls before you ever see it. And the water from your tap? Most families have never tested it.

every detail matters
Nursery Assessment

what we test
for baby.

01
Indoor Air Quality

PM2.5, PM10, and ozone levels in the nursery and adjacent rooms. We measure what your baby will actually breathe.

Air
02
VOCs & Off-Gassing

Volatile organic compounds from new paint, furniture, flooring, and finishes. Common in freshly decorated nurseries.

Air
03
Tap Water Analysis

PFAS, lead, chlorine byproducts, and contaminants present in your county's water supply. Critical for formula prep and bathing.

Water
04
Mold & Humidity

Moisture mapping and mold screening in nursery walls, ceiling, closet, and HVAC system. Florida's humidity makes this essential.

mold
05
Allergens

Dust mites, pet dander accumulation, and pollen infiltration. Infants with family allergy history need this baseline.

Air
06
Nursery Safety Scan

Temperature consistency, humidity levels, ventilation flow, and environmental conditions for safe infant sleep.

Safety
Your Report

a clear plan,
not more worry.

Every lil' homeys assessment comes with a plain-language report that tells you exactly what we found, what it means for your baby, and what to do about it — specific products, fixes, and timelines. No jargon, no fear-mongering. Just clarity.

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The Lil' homeys Beanie

every baby gets
a welcome gift.

Every lil' homeys assessment comes with a branded newborn beanie — because your baby deserves something soft after we make sure everything else in the house is safe.

How It Works

three steps to peace of mind.

01
Book Your Assessment

Schedule online or through your doctor's office. We come to you — typically in the third trimester or first weeks home. Takes about 90 minutes.

02
We Test Everything

Air quality, water, mold risk, VOCs, allergens, and nursery conditions. Non-invasive, thorough, and designed around a baby's specific vulnerabilities.

03
Get Your Report + Beanie

Within 48 hours, receive your lil' homeys Home Health Report with clear findings, action items, and product recommendations. Plus one very soft beanie.

Lil' homeys Assessment

$349

Complete nursery and home health assessment for new and expecting parents. Includes full report, action plan, and branded lil' homeys beanie.

Air Quality Testing
Water Analysis
Mold Screening
VOC Detection
Allergen Check
Nursery Report
Beanie
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I was worried about everything when we were setting up the nursery. After the assessment, I actually felt like I could relax. We fixed two things we never would have caught.

New Mom
Jupiter, FL
EPA-Approved Testing
NADCA Certified
Lab-Tested Results in 5 Days
Same-Day Scheduling
30-Day Warranty
Financing Available
License CAC057304
EPA-Approved Testing
NADCA Certified
Lab-Tested Results in 5 Days
Same-Day Scheduling
30-Day Warranty
Financing Available
License CAC057304

the littlest
homey.

Give your baby the cleanest start. Book a lil' homeys
assessment before they arrive — or in the first weeks home.
Book a lil' homeys Assessment →